Sure, it’s been some time since I’ve posted now. But you thought I was resting and being polite, then, didn’t you? Shame on you, comrade; I’ve been quite busy. And I hope you have too. But I’ve been busy; two more out on paper, so two more up here in the ether.
“New Sensation” and “Singularity” are now out available in the current issues of Inkwell and Transfer magazines, respectably, and therefore present here. Enjoy them. “New Sensation” and “Singularity” are just stories, though I have been made aware that there are both rouge asteroids and psychic tortures at bay in real life, respectably.
Colin Rezo, returning from a business trip in India on a plane, may or may not have an existential freak-out after considering his sex-tourist antics, then may or may not be mocked by Germans. First appeared in the Fall 2011 issue of Transfer Magazine (#102).
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12.09.2011 – 8:07:PM
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By Matt Carney
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Posted in Like Real Life
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Tagged alcohol, Americans, arguments, corruption, culture, emotion, Germans, humanity, India, Indians, money, paranoia, sex
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A “real scientist” jumps ship once his suggestion that the earth could, at some point, be doomed by asteroids goes viral, resulting in widespread panic and first-times for everything. Published in the Fall 2011 issue of Inkwell.
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12.09.2011 – 7:52:PM
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By Matt Carney
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Posted in Like Real Life
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Tagged addiction, alcohol, apocalypse, drugs, journalists, KMFDM, Marilyn Manson, media, news, paranoia, television
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Our stay in Patna began with being barred from two hotels for being foreigners, then having the police called to our room by the third hotel for absolutely no reason. Luckily, the commanding officer searching through our passports while his colleagues sat with their rifles ready also knew he’d been called for no reason, and …
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